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Fly Paper for Freaks or Missed Opportunity

Posted on April 9, 2007July 8, 2025

I posted part of this a few years ago at The Ooze, but I was thinking about the strangeness of it all the other day. At one point Hot Topic carried a t-shirt that said “What am I, fly paper for FREAKS?” Honestly there have been points in my life when I have totally felt like that. I seem to be the one random person people approach to say odd things. Granted the occurrences have dropped drastically since I had a kid (in fact they only happen now when Emma’s not with me). I do feel weird about it. I’m an introvert and so am uneasy about random encounters. But I feel like I should be friendly and strike up a conversation, but often its just too weird and creepy to go there. Perhaps I’m missing opportunities to connect with people. What do you think?

For example –

I was standing in a check-out line at Walmart and this very elderly man comes up to me and says “you look like the person to ask”. I told him I didn’t work there, but then he just looked at me and asked “so are computers from God or from Satan?” a bit confused by that point I replied “from God.” He then gave me a hard stare and said “how could something so evil come from God? you just think about that.” then he walked away.

Then once, I was sitting in my car waiting for the light to turn and I hear a car horn beep. I look to the car next to me and there’s this guy rolling down his window motioning for me to roll down mine. I do so expecting to be asked directions or something. But he looks at me and asks “so are you one of those pretty girls who like to blow people off” I reply “I don’t think so” and he says “I hope you have friends and don’t push people away.” Then he drove off.

I was working at an Antique shop in Wheaton and I noticed a man staring through the window for a long time. He looked like he was from the PADS shelter down the street. I ignored him and kept working (most likely dusting or polishing silver, that’s all I ever seemed to do there). Next thing I knew, he was in the store standing right by me. I asked him if he needed any help and he asked me if I would marry him. I held up my hand with my ring on it and said I was already married. He then walked out of the store.

Along those same lines, I was at the grocery store recently (without Emma) and an older very disheveled man walked up to me and said “you must not be married.” I wondered what in my cart could possibly give that impression and asked him why. He said it was because I wasn’t wearing a wedding ring on my left hand. For all of you who have met me in person – I don’t have a left hand. I was a bit taken aback by him saying that. So I just held up my right hand with my wedding ring on it. He look at it, looked at me, and said “I was in ‘Nam” and walked away.

Anyway, is it just me, or do other people have complete strangers come up and ask them really weird stuff? How do you react/interact?

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[Grid::Blog::Via Crucis 2007] – Easter Morning

Posted on April 8, 2007July 8, 2025

John 20
The Empty Tomb
1Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. 2So she came running to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one Jesus loved, and said, “They have taken the Lord out of the tomb, and we don’t know where they have put him!”

3So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb. 4Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first. 5He bent over and looked in at the strips of linen lying there but did not go in. 6Then Simon Peter, who was behind him, arrived and went into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying there, 7as well as the burial cloth that had been around Jesus’ head. The cloth was folded up by itself, separate from the linen. 8Finally the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went inside. He saw and believed. 9(They still did not understand from Scripture that Jesus had to rise from the dead.)

I am not one to get up early. If I had my way I would sleep late everyday. I like sleep. I try to sleep as much as I can. But then there are those nights when the world just seems so wrong, so off, so empty that sleep seems far away. How can one sleep when everything has gone wrong? When all of one’s hopes, dreams, and plans have come to an abrupt end? Why sleep when you have to wake up to that slow sad realization that everything has changed – your life has fallen apart?

It was nights like those that came to mind as I read the Resurrection passage here. Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb.. I picture her unable to sleep since the crucifixion – unwilling to accept the horror and get on with life by succumbing to such an everyday habit of life as sleep. So while it is still dark she goes to the tomb.

The experience of the past few days cannot be processed. How could she ever come to terms with what happened? He had promised a new Kingdom and a new and more glorious way of life. He had challenged what was wrong with the world and offered hope to the suffering. He had encouraged her as a woman to follow him. How could he let this happen? How could it all just be over?

I picture Mary going to the tomb because there was no where else she felt she could possibly be. Anointing spices were a good reason, but like so many others across time, she had to return to that which she had lost. The life, the promises, the man. Life cannot go forward, she can’t get back what had been lost. The grieving process has hardly begun and so all she can think to do is go to the tomb. Be as close as she can to that which was lost.

To find that the stone had been moved.

Anger, rage, confusion, fear. How does one handle the torrent of emotions? How does one respond to this new affront? At this point how can there be any hope of a happy ending?

Easter for us is a time of joy. It is the symbol of hope and of life. The first day of the week is a time of celebration, time to express our joy. But I wonder what extremities of emotion those who discovered the empty tomb experienced before the truth was fully revealed.

I pray for a blessed Easter for all who read this. And I pray that the joy and celebration will not just be a veneer on the realities of life. I pray that the trappings and the traditions will not just be perfunctory elements this year, but instead be personal and transformative. May the message of Jesus and the hope of the Resurrection permeate your life and meet you in the midst of whatever you are dealing with. May Christ be celebrated for conquering death, setting captives free, and healing the brokenhearted.

He is Risen.

May we be able to answer with all that we are – He is Risen Indeed!

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The Influencers

Posted on April 7, 2007July 8, 2025

From Mark at The Jesus Manifesto –

“I’m interested in your perceptions of influence in contrast to those who have actually influence you. Here’s how my little experiment will work. After each of the categories below, add people to the lists. If someone has already “taken your answer” put an “x” behind their name. Make sense? I’m assuming that some folks will add names to the list, but many others will agree…some folks will have lots of x-es after their names.

Once you’ve added to the list and posted on your site, please leave a comment here. I’ll try to keep the list updated. Oh, and please don’t list yourself or your own blog or your own community.”

Who do you think are the two most influential Christian spiritual leaders today (in North America)?

    1. Rick Warren xx
    2. Joel Osteen
    3. T.D. Jakes
    4. Joyce Meyers x
    5. Jim Wallis x

Who do you think are the two most influential emerging Christian spiritual leaders today (in North America)?

    1. Brian McLaren x
    2. Rob Bell xx
    3. Todd Hunter
    4. Tony Jones

Which two Christian spiritual leaders (in North America) do you think are most worthy of being influential?

    1. Eugene Peterson x
    2. Ched Myers
    3. Rich Nathan
    4. Diana Butler Bass
    5. Jim Wallis xx
    6. Brian McLaren x

Which two churchy or theological blogs do you think are the most influential?

    1. The Jesus Creed xx
    2. Real Live Preacher x
    3. Tall Skinny Kiwix
    4. Jollyblogger

Which two churchy or theological blogs have influenced you the most?

    1. Reclaiming the Mission
    2. Leaving Munster x
    3. Internet Monk x
    4. The Kinglings Muse
    5. Jesus Creedx
    6. Dylan’s Lectionary Blogx

Which two North American church communities do you believe are the most influential?

    1. Willow Creek xx
    2. Saddleback xx
    3. Lifechurch.tv
    4. Vineyard Columbus, Ohio

Which two self-described emerging/missional (North American) communities do you believe are the most influential?

    1. Solomon’s Porch xx
    2. Mars Hill (take your pick) xx
    3. Imagio Dei, Portland

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Which two North American church communities do you think are most worthy of being influential?

  1. Church of the Savior (Washington, D.C.)
  2. A Catholic Worker house…take your pick
  3. Oscar Romero Catholic Worker, Oklahoma City
  4. Koinonia, Georgia
  5. Apostles Church, Seattle WA
  6. Vintage Faith
  7. St. Sabina (Chicago, IL) x
  8. Mars Hill, MI x
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The People formerly known as the Pastor

Posted on April 6, 2007July 8, 2025

So last week Bill Kinnon’s polemic The People formerly known as the Congregation sparked a lot of conversations in missional/emerging circles. Others added their own voices to the conversation (here and here). And now there is this offering – a truthtelling and often pain filled – The People formerly known as the Pastor.

And some people are still confused as to why church needs re-imagined…

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[Grid::Blog::Via Crucis 2007] – Good Friday

Posted on April 6, 2007July 8, 2025

In reflecting on Good Friday, I was reminded of W.H Auden’s poem “Horae Canonica” which is a procession through the divine hours on Good Friday (in its own way). This section stood out to me –

From W.H. Auden’s Horae Canonica –

What we know to be not possible,
Though time after time foretold
By wild hermits, by shaman and sybil
Gibbering in their trances,
Or revealed to a child in some chance rhyme
Like will and kill, comes to pass
Before we realize it: we are surprised
At the ease and speed of our deed
And uneasy: It is barely three,
Mid-afternoon, yet the blood
Of our sacrifice is already
Dry on the grass; we are not prepared
For silence so sudden and so soon;
The day is too hot, too bright, too still,
Too ever, the dead remains too nothing.
What shall we do till nightfall?

The wind has dropped and we have lost our public.
The faceless many who always
Collect when any world is to be wrecked,
Blown up, burnt down, cracked open,
Felled, sawn in two, hacked through, torn apart,
Have all melted away: not one
Of these who in the shade of walls and trees
Lie sprawled now, calmly sleeping,
Harmless as sheep, can remember why
He shouted or what about
So loudly in the sunshine this morning;
All if challenged would reply
-‘It was a monster with one red eye,
A crowd that saw him die, not I.-
The hangman has gone to wash, the soldiers to eat;
We are left alone with our feat.

The Madonna with the green woodpecker,
The Madonna of the fig-tree,
The Madonna beside the yellow dam,
Turn their kind faces from us
And our projects under construction,
Look only in one direction,
Fix their gaze on our completed work:
Pile-driver, concrete-mixer,
Crane and pick-axe wait to be used again,
But how can we repeat this?
Outliving our act, we stand where we are,
As disregarded as some
Discarded artifact of our own,
Like torn gloves, rusted kettles,
Abandoned branch-lines, worn lop-sided
Grindstones buried in nettles.

This mutilated flesh, our victim,
Explains too nakedly, too well,
The spell of the asparagus garden,
The aim of our chalk-pit game; stamps,
Birds’ eggs are not the same, behind the wonder
Of tow-paths and sunken lanes,
Behind the rapture on the spiral stair,
We shall always now be aware
Of the deed into which they lead, under
The mock chase and mock capture,
The racing and tussling and splashing,
The panting and the laughter,
Be listening for the cry and stillness
To follow after: wherever
The sun shines, brooks run, books are written,
There will also be this death.

Today we celebrate the goodness of the day God died. For Christians this day defines who God is, for others this day proves that our religion is untrue because gods don’t die. What strikes me today is the ordinariness of this day. I had my morning coffee, I will fix dinner tonight, I will take my daughter to playgroup. Perhaps Good Friday doesn’t disrupt my life enough. Our church is holding services/events on Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday this year. So Good Friday must be remembered in the ordinariness of everyday life.

But isn’t that as it should be? That the death of Christ should influence and change everything? That enacting the ritual of the everyday should be imbued with the significance of Christ? That there is something different about changing the diapers, cutting the grass, or doing the dishes because of this death?

But that change occurs in two ways. At first those habits seem so ordinary as to be meaningless. In the shadow of cosmic redemption dramas, our daily actions seem so pointless and boring. Yet at the same time in light of the call that cosmic drama gave to each of us, those actions now take on new meaning. They become part of the drama, a way of identifying with the story. Acts of remembrance and service and hope.

So I will walk through my everyday rituals today in hope. In knowing that this day is good and that this death has changed the ordinary forever.

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Evidence of Global Warming

Posted on April 5, 2007July 8, 2025

The world has changed…

The BBC has run a great article detailing how global warming has already started to change the world. Read it here.

The facts about how a climate change as small as 1-1.5 degrees will have major impacts on the world reminds me of that scene from Jesus Camp where that homeschooling mom was ridiculing and teaching her boys the utter falsehood of global warming because a couple of degrees is nothing. But as one could tell from the rest of the lesson, they really didn’t care much for science or facts.

What I don’t get is how people can be so sold to a political party that denies global warming for political reasons that they ignore the threat that people may die because they have no water.

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[Grid::Blog::Via Crucis 2007] – Carry the Cross

Posted on April 4, 2007July 8, 2025

“You broke the bonds
And you loosened the chains
Carried the cross
Of all my shame
all my shame
You know I believe it
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for”

– U2, I Still Haven’t found What I’m Looking For

So I was listening to my U218 CD in the car and these lines from the most preached on U2 song ever caught my attention. I had just been looking at the images from the life of Christ visual we are using in our Maundy Thursday service and recalled this image from Nicaragua. So often we get so caught up in the personal affront to Jesus – the beatings, the torture, and the via crucis – and the personal freedom it grants us without placing it in context.

Jesus did come to loose the chains of injustice. He came to set the captives free. His people were living under oppression. A military government controlled them and occupied their land. Jesus came to offer the way of peace and love even amidst that lack of freedom. A revolution more radical than any violent uprising, more subversive than any secret army.

I like the reminder the painting gives of how oppressive military regimes still exist in our world today – and Jesus carries the cross for them too. He came to set captives free and loose the chains of injustice for Israel and for the nations. He suffered for their freedom. He suffered so that they may have hope.

I believe that. I believe the way of Christ is possible. I believe love and peace and justice can be lived out. But I still haven’t found it. I haven’t seen “justice become a light to the nations.” I haven’t found what Christ came to establish.

Which is why I work for it. Which is why the via crucis is not just a personal affront or a personal hope, but an invitation into an entirely new way of being. A life where walking with Christ and carrying the cross with him involves caring for the things he cared about. Working for the same goals. Seeking justice. Rescuing the oppressed. Living the life of love and peace.

[Grid::Blog::Via Crucis 2007]

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Conservative Bias

Posted on April 3, 2007July 8, 2025

Posted in the “this can’t be real, can it?” category.

Apparently the liberal media bias has overtaken Wikipedia and conservatives can no longer associate themselves with it. And so we now have Conservapedia an online encyclopedia that’s safe for the whole family and untainted by liberals. Here are a few of the reasons why it doesn’t like Wikipedia (the asides are mine) –

-Wikipedia allows the use of B.C.E. instead of B.C. and C.E. instead of A.D. The dates are based on the birth of Jesus, so why pretend otherwise? Conservapedia gives the credit due to Christianity and exposes the CE deception.(wow, that will get you far in the academy)

– Polls show that about twice as many Americans identify themselves as “conservative” compared with “liberal”, and that ratio has been increasing for two decades.[6] But on Wikipedia, about three times as many editors identify themselves as “liberal” compared with “conservative”.[7] That suggests Wikipedia is six times more liberal than the American public. (what??)

– Wikipedia features an entry on “anti-racist mathematics” that “emphasizes the sociocultural context of mathematics education and suggests that the study of mathematics (as it is traditionally known in western societies) does exhibit racial or cultural bias.” (um, yeah)

– In the mid-20th century, a Soviet encyclopedia contained the assertion that Jesus was a myth.[10] Wikipedia’s entry on Jesus has the following: “A small number of scholars and authors question the historical existence of Jesus, with some arguing for a completely mythological Jesus.”[11] But no credible historian makes such a claim. (credible=agrees with you?)

– There is a strong anti-American and anti-capitalism bias on Wikipedia.

– Wikipedia claims about 1.5 million articles, but what it does not say is that a large number of those articles have zero educational value. For example, Wikipedia has 1075 separate articles about “Moby” and “song”.[33] Many hundreds of thousands of Wikipedia articles — perhaps over half its website — are about music, Hollywood, and other topics beneath a regular encyclopedia. This reflects a bias towards popular gossip rather than helpful or enlightening information. (and this list isn’t gossip how?)

– Wikipedia removed and permanently blocked a page identifying its many biases. Wikipedia omits any meaningful reference to political bias in its 7000-word entry Criticism of Wikipedia. (um, see below)

Granted, I fully understand that Wikipedia is biased and influenced by popular opinion. (Stephen Colbert’s attempts to alter facts are an amusing case in point) But generally, it is self-correcting enough to balance out. What the conservatives seemed to have their panties in a bunch about is that Wiki doesn’t agree with them all the time. It actually gives a variety of viewpoints on certain topics. For point of comparison, here are a few entries from both sites on some hot-button issues. (At least the Conservapedia ones are current as of 4-3-07. The amusing entries the Tribune ran of their this morning had all been changed by this evening).

Church
Conservapedia
 – A church is a building in which worship, usually of a Christian nature, takes place. A Catholic version of a church is a cathedral.

Wikipedia – A church is an association of people who share a particular belief system.(I’m with Wiki on this one)

AIDS
Conservapedia
 – The illness was first recognized in the early 1980s [6] as gay men presented to their doctors with a rare lung disease called Pneumocystis carinii pneumonia (PCP). Early on, the syndrome took on a variety of names, including “Gay-related immune deficiency (GRID)”. In the US, the early epidemic was primarily spread by homosexual sex, intravenous drug use, and blood transfusions. In Africa, transmission was almost exclusively by heterosexual sex.

Wikipedia – AIDS -Most researchers believe that HIV originated in sub-Saharan Africa during the twentieth century;[4] it is now a pandemic, with an estimated 38.6 million people now living with the disease worldwide.[5] As of January 2006, the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV/AIDS (UNAIDS) and the World Health Organization (WHO) estimate that AIDS has killed more than 25 million people since it was first recognized on June 5, 1981, making it one of the most destructive epidemics in recorded history. HIV/AIDS stigma is more severe than that associated with other life-threatening conditions and extends beyond the disease itself to providers and even volunteers involved with the care of people living with HIV.

Illegal Immigration
Conservapedia
– Illegal immigration is the act of immigrating to a country without the right to. The amount of people immigrating to the United States illegally is at epidemic levels. Conservatives oppose illegal immigration because it allows for immigrants to fall between the cracks of society and they are thus more likely to commit crime or experience poverty. Illegal immigration is also damaging to countries because “illegals” will work illegally for below minimum wage, resulting in job loss for legal citizens.

Wikipedia – Illegal immigration refers to migration across national borders in a way that violates the immigration laws of the destination country. In politics, the term may imply a larger set of social issues and time constraints with disputed consequences in areas such as economy, social welfare, education, health care, slavery, prostitution, crime, legal protections, public services, and human rights. Illegal emigration would be leaving a country in a manner that violates the laws of the country being left.

And for a few more gems from Conservapedia’s “unbiased” encyclopedia –

“The controversy surrounding global warming is, at root, a controversy about environmentalism as a source of moral values, and the allegation that humans in general, and/or some humans in particular, have transgressed against the environmentalist moral standard.” (In the SIN entry)

Scientists – Scientists are people who are devoted to the study of science. (whole entry)

Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832) was an English atheistic philosopher who created the concept of utilitarianism. Utilitarianism means that government should do whatever maximizes overall “utility” (benefits minus costs). If killing one innocent man saves ten other lives, then utilitarianism would favor it. Under utilitarianism there is no Christian morality, and it is replaced by comparing benefits versus costs. Under this view government should experiment on embryonic stem cells today if benefits are greater than costs.

Socialism has never taken root in the United States, except perhaps in certain industries such as health care. Socialism is prevalent in Europe today.

The entire entry on “The Fall of the Roman Empire” – The causes of the decline of the Roman Empire are controversial. Many posit that immorality and homosexuality so weakened spirit of the Empire that it was unable to stand firm against the Barbarians. Certainly poets such as Catullus and Juvenal describe many unnatural practises that may well have contributed to the final collapse just four hundred years later. However, this theory was sensationalized by the (at the time) popular British writer Edward Gibbon, who wrote the influential Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. Gibbons, though, was highly biased, in his attempt to analogize between the fall of Rome and what he saw as a lessening of moral strength in his own England. This theory is widely discounted by modern historians. One influential writer theorized that the reasons for the fall of the Roman Empire are simple – it never was strong. Rather, it simply had no strong enemy prior to 300 A.D.[1] Prior to this time, a complicated system of “buffer states” and sedentary provincial legions could hold such a vast territory – however, with the advent of the first comparable military unit, the Visigoths, led by Alaric.

Plesiosaur – According to evolutionary scientists, who use relative dating methods that rely on the strata fossils are found in, plesiosaurs lived in the Jurassic period and are now extinct. According to creation scientists, who use the Bible, plesiosaurs were created on the fifth day of the Creation Week[2] and lived concurrently with Man. It is also widely held among creation researchers that the leviathan mentioned in the Bible[3] was a type of plesiosaur, specifically the kronosaurus[4]. Like other aquatic animals, according to the Bible plesiosaurs were not taken aboard the Ark during the Great Flood[5]. Because of this, some creation researchers believe that not all of them perished in the Flood and that populations survive to this day[2], hidden beneath the icy waters of seas and deep lakes. The most often cited evidences for this theory are the many modern sightings around the globe of creatures that fit the description of a plesiosaur, the most famous of which have been reported at Loch Ness, Scotland (the so-called “Loch Ness Monster” or “Nessie”) and Lake Okanagan in British Columbia (known as “Ogopogo”).

U2 – Bono has done great works for Our Lord in Africa, bringing missionary zeal to international affairs campaigning. He has frequently appeared at the United nations and his speeches in support of the people of Iraq played a small but important role in the liberation of that country. (since when did Bono support the Iraq war???)

Mexico (entire entry) – Mexico is a country in North America, directly south of the United States. Mexico is noted for its poor economy, which makes it the main contributor of illegal immigration to the United States. Further, Mexico is the source of most illegal drugs used in the United States.

Nelson Mandela (entire entry) – Nelson Mandela was the 11th president of South Africa. He was in office from 1994 to 1999. In 1962 he was arrested and spent 27 years in prison on conviction of sabotage with the African National Congress. Mandela has received numerous awards, most notably the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993. Nelson Mandela was the 11th president of South Africa. He was in office from 1994 to 1999. In 1962 he was arrested and spent 27 years in prison on conviction of sabotage with the African National Congress. Mandela has received numerous awards, most notably the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993.

Vagina – This page has been deleted, and protected to prevent re-creation (wtf! Biology is now off limits)

And my favorite –
“Examples of bias in Conservapedia” – This page has been deleted, and protected to prevent re-creation.

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English Only

Posted on March 31, 2007July 7, 2025

For those of you who recently expressed surprise that people in America advocate for “English only” laws, read this –

WASHINGTON (AP) — Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich equated bilingual education Saturday with “the language of living in a ghetto” and mocked requirements that ballots be printed in multiple languages.

“The government should quit mandating that various documents be printed in any one of 700 languages depending on who randomly shows up” to vote, said Gingrich, who is considering seeking the Republican presidential nomination in 2008. He made the comments in a speech to the National Federation of Republican Women.

“The American people believe English should be the official language of the government. … We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto,” Gingrich said to cheers from the crowd of more than 100.

“Citizenship requires passing a test on American history in English. If that’s true, then we do not have to create ballots in any language except English,” he said.

Peter Zamora, co-chair of the Washington-based Hispanic Education Coalition, which supports bilingual education, said, “The tone of his comments were very hateful. Spanish is spoken by many individuals who do not live in the ghetto.”

He said research has shown “that bilingual education is the best method of teaching English to non-English speakers.”

Spanish-speakers, Zamora said, know they need to learn English.

“There’s no resistance to learning English, really, among immigrants, among native-born citizens,” he said. “Everyone wants to learn English because it’s what you need to thrive in this country.”

In the past, Gingrich has supported making English the nation’s official language. He’s also said all American children should learn English and that other languages should be secondary in schools.

In 1995, for example, he said bilingualism poses “long-term dangers to the fabric of our nation” and that “allowing bilingualism to continue to grow is very dangerous.”

Bilingual programs teach students reading, arithmetic and other basic skills in their native language so they do not fall behind while mastering English.

On voting, federal law requires districts with large populations of non-English speakers to print ballots in multiple languages.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

There’s a part of me that groans at the thought that Gingrich is still around, much less considering a run for the Presidency (God help our country). But to see such racist and self centered talk coming from a person in a position of power is sad. America is full of itself, we are mostly monolingual in this global economy, and we think we can do whatever we want to the rest of the world. Besides helping us stop being complete jerks, how exactly is bilingualism dangerous? I desperately would like for my child to have a bilingual education. There are schools where she can be immersed in two or more languages – helping her learn language when she is most able to and broadening her knowledge of the world. I don’t want her to be a self centered ugly American who thinks everyone else is beneath her. But if politicians like Newt force racism down our throats, she may not easily get that chance (or will be ridiculed for her tolerant global liberal ideas – but mommy gets enough of that and can teach her how to cope…).

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Books Blogthing

Posted on March 31, 2007July 7, 2025

Another fun blogthing. I couldn’t pass this one up given my book addiction and all. What is sad is the number of “classics” on this list that I haven’t read. It was a good reminder of the number of books I have on my shelf waiting to be read!

Here’s how you play. Take a look and see which ones you’ve read. Then, if you’re a blogger, post it on your blog. If you play, leave me a comment so that I can come visit!
Here’s what you do:
* Bold the ones you’ve read.
* Italicize the ones you want to read.
* Leave in normal text the ones that don’t interest you.
* Put in ALL CAPS those you haven’t heard of.
* Put a couple of asterisks by the ones you recommend.

(UPDATE – I liked Erik’s suggestion of putting (++) next to the ones you’ve seen the movie or TV show of, so I added that)

1. The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown)**++
2. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)
3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee)++
4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell)++
5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien) **++
6. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien) **++
7. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien) **++
8. Anne of Green Gables (L.M. Montgomery)++

9. OUTLANDER (Diana Gabaldon)
10. A FINE BALANCE (Rohinton Mistry)
11. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling)++
12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown)
13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling)

14. A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving)
15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)
16. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone(Rowling)**++
17. FALL ON YOUR KNEES (Ann-Marie MacDonald)
18. The Stand (Stephen King)++
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Rowling)++
20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte)**++
21. The Hobbit (Tolkien)**
22. The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)**
23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott)++

24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)
25. Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
26. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte)++
28. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis)**++

29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck)
30. Tuesdays with Morrie(Mitch Albom)
31. Dune (Frank Herbert)
32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks)
33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
34. 1984 (Orwell)
35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley)

36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett)
37. THE POWER OF ONE (Bryce Courtenay)
38. I KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE (Wally Lamb)
39. The Red Tent (Anita Diamant)
40. The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho)
41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel)
42. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)

43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella)
44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom)
45. The Bible **
46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy)**++

47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas)++
48. Angela’s Ashes (Frank McCourt)**++
49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)**++

50. SHE’S COME UNDONE (Wally Lamb)
51. The Poisonwood Bible(Barbara Kingsolver)
52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens)
53. Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card)**
54. Great Expectations (Dickens)++
55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)++

56. THE STONE ANGEL (Margaret Laurence)
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling)++
58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough)
59. The Handmaid’s Tale (Margaret Atwood)
60. The Time Traveller’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger)
61. Crime and Punishment(Fyodor Dostoyevsky)
62. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand)
63. War and Peace (Tolstoy)
64. Interview With The Vampire (Anne Rice)++

65. FIFTH BUSINESS (Robertson Davies)
66. One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
67. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Ann Brashares)
68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)
69. Les Miserables (Victor Hugo)**++
70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
71. Bridget Jones’s Diary (Helen Fielding)++
72. Love in the Time of Cholera (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
73. SHOGUN (James Clavell)
74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje)++
75. The Secret Garden(Frances Hodgson)++
76. THE SUMMER TREE (Guy Gavriel Kay)
77. A TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYN (Betty Smith)
78. The World According to Garp (John Irving)
79. THE DIVINERS (Margaret Laurence)
80. Charlotte’s Web (E.B. White)++
81. NOT WANTED ON THE VOYAGE (Timothy Findley)
82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbeck)
83. Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier)
84. Wizard’s First Rule (Terry Goodkind)
85. Emma (Jane Austen)++

86. Watership Down (Richard Adams)
87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley)
88. THE STONE DIARIES (Carol Shields)
89. BLINDNESS (Jose Saramago)
90. KANE AND ABEL (Jeffrey Archer)
91. IN THE SKIN OF A LION (Michael Ondaatje)
92. Lord of the Flies (William Golding)++
93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck)
94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd)
95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum)
96. The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton)++
97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch)
98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford)
99. The Celestine Prophecy(James Redfield)
100. Ulysses (James Joyce)

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